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Clean Kitchen, Dirty Means By zivlok Published: May 31, 2005 Updated: May 31, 2005  Print By Wally Warlock Today I had the chance to go to Winnie the Witch’s newly redone kitchen. I promptly turned down the offer. When the boss offers that much for a job, you know something’s up. But then I got a call from the bank about my house payments. I raced to the boss and told him I wanted the job after all. When I got to Winnie’s house, I was amazed. She had gotten a new dress. It also looked like she had just come from an extensive broom ride, judging from he wind-swept hair, and that she was constantly rubbing her rear end. I nervously stepped into the kitchen.I was shocked. The kitchen had brand new appliances, and more space than ever before! I leaned down to inspect the dishwasher. It was a Dusty 300! I went over to her cupboard while Winnie left to the bathroom. I tried to open it, but it was locked. That seemed strange to me, since a witch always needs quick access to their supplies. I slammed into the cupboard, trying to break it open. The cupboard caved in! I looked into a large room, and found myself looking at an illegal casino. Oh, horrors of horrors! They’re using five decks to play blackjack! I hightailed it out of there, and got the “cupboard” upright. Phew! Winnie just walked in! She pointed her spell-casting finger at me! I ducked her spell, and tackled her. The Magic Control Specialists came and took her away. With the money form taking this job, and the money for apprehending Winnie, I should make this month’s house payments! |
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